If you enjoy a laugh and can spare a few minutes, why not explore this strange bunch of products from the imaginative minds of the staff here at Window Cleaning Stuff. They are pretty odd, the joke products, not the staff. Every now and then we add another product, so make sure you keep up to date with this peculiar category.
We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!
WCS Condensed Water is a great way to get extra water when you need it – simply by adding water! For dilution rates and further information please see below: Just add however much you need, for example: 5L Condensed water + 5L of added water = 10L of water! You get twice as much water by simply adding half the total amount - see below
WCS Carpet Grower 5L. Need new carpets? How about growing them, using our own Carpet Grower. Just clean the old carpet as normal adding 10ml of Carpet Grower to the solution, then overnight the carpet will start to grow. Warning: adding more than stated dose may result in a far deeper carpet pile than expected. See below.
WCS Applicator Trousers are made from the same soft and fluffy microfiber material that the leading Applicator Sleeves are made from. They will keep you warm even during the coldest weather. The elasticated waist and authentic Velcro fly provides both comfort and convenience. Please note: Not suitable for wet weather.
After the success of the WCS Ladder Bag, we are delight to introduce the WCS Kari-All Pouch. The 'Bottomless' technology allows you to carry as much stuff as you want! The AI (Artificial Intelligence) feature will keep an inventory of all the things you carry. This advanced feature can also help you cost jobs, sing you a song to cheer you up on wet days...
The "bottomless" WCS Ladder Bag has been developed to hold ladders with an closed length of up to 15metres. Once the ladders are inside the bag, the bag may be placed within the boot of a car. Bag Size: 18"x 18" x 36" High (Ladders not included.) See below for more information.
The WCS PogoPole combines a Carbon telescopic waterfed pole with a Stainless Steel Pogo Stick. The normal working height is 9.4m 31'. Amateur window cleaners can use the Pogo feature to bounce a further 92cm 36" Trained cleaners have reported bouncing to heights of up to 2.00m 78"
After literally minutes of research WCS will be launching the world’s first Inflatable Waterfed Pole next year on 1st April. Known as the Flappy, it is a first (and some say the last) in waterfed poles. Height 6m 20' Optional 10L bag of Air or Helium. Can be repaired using a bicycle tyre repair kit. With easier storage than modular and telescopic poles...
The new WCS NAT-HAT allows you to control the flow rate of your pump just by thinking about it. And the VR glasses allow you to switch the pump on and off simply with a blink of the eye. Auto-Calibration detects brain waves. VR Glasses controls on - off function and displays battery charge, pump performance and diagnostic information. See below:-
WCS 'Nelly' Waterfed Trunk System. Offers a number of advantages over traditional water fed pole systems: The kids will love her. Flexible reach Up to 23’ 7m Helps grow rhubarb. Never forgets a good customer. *not suitable for customers who live in small flats or small apartments.
Do you find it hard to get up in the mornings? Getting up to go to work is a thing of the past! Is it a bed? Is it a fully functional water fed window cleaning system? Is it a vehicle? It’s only all three! The WCS Water Fed bed can also be safely mounted in your van. We do suggest mounting it on a roof rack. Providing 1000L of pure water, the WCS WFB...